Po: Personified

Po. She's a dragon. She started life in a tiny little tank at Petsmart, where she watched all her brothers and sisters be sold (personally, I think she ate them). Then there was no one left in her tiny little tank and she was very lonely (that's what you get for eating the competition, honey). She then saw an unsuspecting redheaded human walk by and decided to make herself as cute as possible. The potential for fresh meat was outside that tank!

And so that is how the ferocious dragon Po ended up in my care. She ravages crickets and collards and terrorizes mealworms on a daily basis. Squash cowers before her, unable to defend itself from her gnashing teeth. Po soon realized, however, that the unsuspecting redhead she tricked into taking her home was the BRINGER OF FOOD. Karma. Gotta love it.

Alas, Po has a way of expressing herself. What a bottomless pit.


Sorry for the hasty stitch job from the scanner. You'll have to suffer with the annoying line until I load it into Photoshop.